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Twas the night before Christmas & all was quiet. Adel Taarabt & his virgin Bride Lought, who was heavily pregnant, were walking down the high road looking for some where to get out of the cold,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
On the other side of the road trying to sneak by unnoticed was Tony Adams, (Well every nativity needs a Donkey)
As the weather closed in they came across the Belle & Hare & entered only to realise that spit & sawdust on the floor was a clear indication the place was a dive. Standing at the bar they over heard some locals talking about Sheep fiddling, Dave, Mark, Max Shear & Tot carried on there conversation oblivious to the being over heard. Musical Sheppard's the innocent blushing bride Lought thought.
As the bell had rung they moved on to the spurs shop, where they perused all manor of goods deciding on the Spurs baby grow & a Spurs Legends DVD to help with baby names. They were served at the till by the heavenly angel (brit), who short changed them to save up for her next flight over.
Finally they reached there destination the Gilpin in the corner was what looked like a stable with Lew & Len & there pet's out having a horlicks & reminiscing about Spurs Greats. The Bar Tender Lobo asked if he could help, Adel asked for a booth in the corner but they were full so they had to sit at a very crowded table. An Exhausted Lought with swollen ankles & chronic wind sat down & over heard three men talking tactics for the coming match, Sid, Ion & Lee,,,,, genius 3 wise men Lought thought there.
Lought consumed two WKD's & a Foot Long Hot Dog, before rushing to the toilet only to discover his waters had broken, Adel slipped in the amniotic fluid, claiming for a penalty on his way down knocked himself out. So the virgin Lought called for a doctor, Baz pipped up i may not be a gynaecologist but i'll have a bloody good look for you! Luckily Vis knew what he was doing & finally the new Messiah was born.
The baby boy was held aloft as a proud mother stated he shall be called, Gazza, Hoddle, Mabbutt, Greaves,,,,,,,,,, But you can call him SuneJim.
On the other side of the road trying to sneak by unnoticed was Tony Adams, (Well every nativity needs a Donkey)
As the weather closed in they came across the Belle & Hare & entered only to realise that spit & sawdust on the floor was a clear indication the place was a dive. Standing at the bar they over heard some locals talking about Sheep fiddling, Dave, Mark, Max Shear & Tot carried on there conversation oblivious to the being over heard. Musical Sheppard's the innocent blushing bride Lought thought.
As the bell had rung they moved on to the spurs shop, where they perused all manor of goods deciding on the Spurs baby grow & a Spurs Legends DVD to help with baby names. They were served at the till by the heavenly angel (brit), who short changed them to save up for her next flight over.
Finally they reached there destination the Gilpin in the corner was what looked like a stable with Lew & Len & there pet's out having a horlicks & reminiscing about Spurs Greats. The Bar Tender Lobo asked if he could help, Adel asked for a booth in the corner but they were full so they had to sit at a very crowded table. An Exhausted Lought with swollen ankles & chronic wind sat down & over heard three men talking tactics for the coming match, Sid, Ion & Lee,,,,, genius 3 wise men Lought thought there.
Lought consumed two WKD's & a Foot Long Hot Dog, before rushing to the toilet only to discover his waters had broken, Adel slipped in the amniotic fluid, claiming for a penalty on his way down knocked himself out. So the virgin Lought called for a doctor, Baz pipped up i may not be a gynaecologist but i'll have a bloody good look for you! Luckily Vis knew what he was doing & finally the new Messiah was born.
The baby boy was held aloft as a proud mother stated he shall be called, Gazza, Hoddle, Mabbutt, Greaves,,,,,,,,,, But you can call him SuneJim.
Repped Jim. 
Merry xmas 
love it Jim repped bet lought wishes it was true having Adels baby but he needs Pav as is misstress 
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