One liner's

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.

Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.

Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.