Imagine this girls, your standing in the queue at Primark, when the woman in front of you realises she does'nt have her purse, when to your dismay you realise you dont have your purse either. A solution is your friend at the back of the queue is willing to throw you her purse, but you dont want to be seen queue jumping until the purse is thrown and in your possession. Now you have your friends Purse you side step the woman in front of you and confront the lady at the till to pay for your goods. NOW GIRLS THATS THE fcuking OFF SIDE RULE IN TERMS YOU UNDERSTAND, SO DONT INTERUPT ME FOR THE NEXT 4 WEEKS ASKING SILLY fcuking QUESTIONS....
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Funny gag.
HotspurRoper- Moderator
- Post n°1
Funny gag.
Imagine this girls, your standing in the queue at Primark, when the woman in front of you realises she does'nt have her purse, when to your dismay you realise you dont have your purse either. A solution is your friend at the back of the queue is willing to throw you her purse, but you dont want to be seen queue jumping until the purse is thrown and in your possession. Now you have your friends Purse you side step the woman in front of you and confront the lady at the till to pay for your goods. NOW GIRLS THATS THE fcuking OFF SIDE RULE IN TERMS YOU UNDERSTAND, SO DONT INTERUPT ME FOR THE NEXT 4 WEEKS ASKING SILLY fcuking QUESTIONS....
ionman34- Champions League
- Post n°2
Re: Funny gag.
A man walks into a Pharmacy and asks 'Where's the Tampons?'
The assistant replies 'over there mate.'
The man returns with cotton wool balls and a toilet roll.
'Thought you wanted Tampons,' says the assistant.
Yeah well, last week I asked the Wife to buy me a 20 pack of cigarettes but she came back with a pouch of tobacco and some papers, so we'll see how she likes rolling her fcuking own!!'
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- Post n°3
Re: Funny gag.
you have got sugar diabetes, paddy says no problem when do i fight him.
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