Statues?

With news that Fulham are going to erect a statue of, erm, Craven Cottage legend Michael Jackson outside the ground, we asked you at facebook.com/talksport what statues you'd like to see placed outside the nation's stadiums. Here are some of your funny suggestions...





“Laurel and Hardy outside St James' Park. I mean, Ashley and Wise,” says Gordon Gateshead.





“A statue of Mark Clattenburg outside Old Trafford, because he's won more games for them than most of the players!” says Mike Powney.





“Shrek outside Old Trafford,” says Matt Stjarnan Fc Hedges.





“Alan Partridge outside Carrow Road,” says Paul Cook.





“Peter Crouch one in Milan – lifesize would be bigger than the stadium,” says Thomas O'Connell.





“A yoyo statue outside the Hawthorns,” says Josh Oldfield.





“Mickey Mouse outside the Emirates,” says John Dooris.





“A white elephant outside the Olympic Stadium,” says Danny Stevens.





“A statue of Cantona kicking the Palace fan outside Selhurst Park,” says Ian Glynn.





“In honour of the building process, the Chuckle Brothers outside Wembley,” says Winston Smith.





“The X Factor sign outside White Hart Lane,” says
Steve Robbins. “Every week they turn up thinking they are good but the
whole country sits back and laughs at the poor wannabes.”





“Maybe a cup or trophy or even a statue of a photograph of a medal outside Goodison Park,” says Paul Ynwa Milne.





“Statue of Sonia outside Anfield,” says a texter to the Drive Time Show.





“Lady Godiva outside the Ricoh Arena with the rest of the t*ts running the club,” says Mick Shields.





“Jan Molby – it could double up as a roundabout,” says Iain Croft.





“To honour Peterborough's only famous fan, Ron Weasley!” says a texter to the Drive Time Show.





“Tim Henman statue outside the Emirates – constant bottler, like the Arsenal team,” says Pavan the Gooner.





“Put up a statue of Dick Dastardly and Muttley outside the Emirates – they never won anything either!” says Neil.





“A statue of Jordan outside Eastlands – it's the only big cups they will get their hands on,” says a texter to the Drive Time Show.





“How about a statue of Jim Bowen outside Arsenal with
those immortal words engraved underneath: 'Let's look at what you could
have won!'” says Gaz in the van in Essex.





“How about two identical statues being made, one for the Emirates and one for Old Trafford... a statue of Walter Matthau and Jack Lemon... two Grumpy Old Men!” says Eugene.





“Put a statue of Bruce Forsyth outside the Britannia Stadium, then Stoke fans might see a 'good game, good game',” says Dave from Bermondsey.





“Jose Mourinho is putting a statue of himself up at Madrid,” says Paul.

Love this one

How about a statue of Jim Bowen outside Arsenal with
those immortal words engraved underneath: 'Let's look at what you could
have won!'” says Gaz in the van in Essex.

lol nice find baz