Facts.

If you yelled for 8 years, 7
months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat
one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth
it.)





If you farted
consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create
the energy of an atomic bomb..
(Now that's more like it !)





The human heart creates enough
pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
(O.M.G.!)











A pig's orgasm
lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I
want to be a pig..)




A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death.
(Creepy.)
(I'm still not over
the pig.)





Banging your head
against a wall uses 150 calories an hour
(Don't try this at home, maybe at work)






The male praying mantis cannot
copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates
sex by ripping the male's head off.
(Honey, I'm home. What the...?)











The flea can jump 350 times its
body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
(30 minutes. Lucky pig! Can you
imagine?)







The catfish has over
27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the
bottom of a pond?)





Some lions mate over
50 times a day.
(I still want to be a
pig in my next life...quality over quantity)






Butterflies taste
with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know.)











The strongest muscle in the body
is the tongue.
(Hmmmmmm......is that the pig's secret?)





Right-handed people
live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.
(If you're
ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)






Elephants are the only
animals that cannot jump.
(Okay, so
that would be a good thing)







A cat's urine glows
under a black light..
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out.)





An ostrich's eye is bigger than
its brain.
(I know some people
like that.)






Starfish have no brains
(I know some people like that too.)






Polar bears are
left-handed.
(If they switch, they'll live a lot
longer)





Humans and dolphins
are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(What about that pig??)





Now that you've smiled at least
once, it's your turn to spread these crazy facts and send this to someone you want to
bring a smile to, maybe even a chuckle.





In other words, send it to
everyone!
(and God love that pig!)

BazSpur wrote:If you yelled for 8 years, 7
months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat
one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth
it.)
But hey thats one mighty fine cup of coffee . . . .





If you farted
consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create
the energy of an atomic bomb..
(Now that's more like it !)
According to my partner thats one night of sleeping with me . . . .. .





The human heart creates enough
pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
(O.M.G.!)
My penis fills with blood that my heart pumps ? So why isn't my penis 30 feet long ? ? ?











A pig's orgasm
lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I
want to be a pig..)
LOL that so reminds me of my ex. A pig and came the equivilant of 30 minutes in all our years together ! ! !



A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death.
(Creepy.)
(I'm still not over
the pig.)
How does it eat ffs ? ? ?





Banging your head
against a wall uses 150 calories an hour
(Don't try this at home, maybe at work)

Masturbation uses 164 calories per hour. DO NOT TRY THIS AT WORK . . . . . .





The male praying mantis cannot
copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates
sex by ripping the male's head off.
(Honey, I'm home. What the...?)
Again my ex ! ! !











The flea can jump 350 times its
body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
(30 minutes. Lucky pig! Can you
imagine?)
Or Rory Delap using the football as the inflated version of a Cruise Missle . . . . .







The catfish has over
27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the
bottom of a pond?)
All the tasty groundbait fishermen have thrown in ? ? ?





Some lions mate over
50 times a day.
(I still want to be a
pig in my next life...quality over quantity)
Some lions yawn a lot and get their wife & children to hunt for food . . . . .
(LOL then still cop off over 50 times a day. Naw Lion for me before pig)






Butterflies taste
with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know.)
What do their shoes taste like I wonder ? ? ? Edam ? ? ?











The strongest muscle in the body
is the tongue.
(Hmmmmmm......is that the pig's secret?)
Especially in a WOMAN'S body . . . . . .





Right-handed people
live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.
(If you're
ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)
See above, masturbation & calorie use . . . . .






Elephants are the only
animals that cannot jump.
(Okay, so
that would be a good thing)
Yet pigs can fly (& cum for 30 minutes!) ? How do they know elephants can't jump ? Has anyone ever bothered buying them a trampoline ? ? ?







A cat's urine glows
under a black light..
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out.)
What the hell is a black light. ? Surely such a thing is impossible ? Errrrrr the words black & light just scream double negative to me . . . . . .




An ostrich's eye is bigger than
its brain.
(I know some people
like that.)
LOL is this whole thing about my ex ? ? ?






Starfish have no brains
(I know some people like that too.)
YUP (see above) . . . . .






Polar bears are
left-handed.
(If they switch, they'll live a lot
longer)
How do they know ? Do polar bears use pencils, stanley knives or cutlerey ? ? ?




Humans and dolphins
are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(What about that pig??)
Yup my ex again and I agree with humans and dolphins (oh and also the masterbating monkeys I saw on a David Attenbrugh show once. They where slim as well, suppose that's all the calories they burn off eh ?) . . . . . .




Now that you've smiled at least
once, it's your turn to spread these crazy facts and send this to someone you want to
bring a smile to, maybe even a chuckle.




In other words, send it to
everyone!
(and God love that pig!)

Nice find Baz. Just felt like adding some answers lol. Let's hope some others do the same . . . . . . . .

How black light bulbs work


This
article covers the basics of how a black light works. It covers how the
ultra-violet light reacts with materials to produce visible light.



Black lights are somewhat of a mystery to the general public. Most
people have been exposed to a black light at least once in their life,
possibly without even knowing it. They have a wide range of uses. The
most common use is for lighting effects. Stage productions sometimes
utilize their unique effects and many people like to have them in their
home just for fun. Black lights are also used to detect counterfeit
currency. Some theme parks use invisible hand stamps that are only
visible under a black light. Nightclubs and prisons may also use this
form of ID for their visitors. The ink used only shows up under the
black light, making the stamp hard to reproduce. Hotels use black
lights to make sure the rooms are being cleaned properly. Traces of
urine and other fluids that cannot be normally seen, show up under a
black light. Special ink can be used to mark merchandise to protect a
business from theft and fraud.

There you go Vis.

The human body contains enough iron to make an 8 inch nail.


The average pair of feet sweats half a litre of persperation a day.


The cartilage in the nose never stops growing, thats why old men have big noses


Alcohol does not kill brain cells,but detaches them, reattachment requires new nervous tissue, which connot be produced after about the age of 5.

Alcohol does not kill brain cells,but detaches them, reattachment requires new nervous tissue, which connot be produced after about the age of 5.
Are you trying to encourage alcohol consumption in infants Max ? LOL whatever next. Also the ears never stop growing. Thats why when I see a drunken infant with large ears I have to have a lil chuckle to meself. They may regenerate their brain but they will still end up looking like Dumbo . . . . . ..

It could be worse, They could end up looking like this!!!!