Howard Webb MBE

I see the lamentable Webb has been granted the MBE by a clearly unsighted Queen ; I presume it was made on the basis that someone, somewhere in the national game needed a gong and no one anywhere else in English football at playing, managing or executive level could remotely be considered suitable. ( Ian Holloway excepted)

Had her Majesty had the advantage of video technology she would have seen the weekly catalogue of poor refereeing, inconsistent judgements and sheer fecking stupidity of the bald whistler from Rotherham.

Ma'am you have erred - but I forgive you