The Bill Nicholson Forum

by Guest Wed Feb 09 2011, 07:58

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Post n°1

sex

by Guest Wed Feb 09 2011, 07:58

The insurance side of sex........

Sex with your wife - Legal & General.
Sex with your future wife - Mutual Trust.
Sex with long-term partner - Standard Life.
...Sex with your secretary - Employer's Liability.
Sex with a prostitute - Commercial Union.
Sex on the telephone - Direct Line.
Casual sex with different partners - Go Compare.
Sex with a lady boy - Confused. Com

And finaly, for those who like it with animals - try Meerkat.com
Simples !!!!!!

by **HotspurRoper** Wed Feb 09 2011, 19:11

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Post n°2

Re: sex

by HotspurRoper Wed Feb 09 2011, 19:11

LOL early morning chuckle cheers for that Lought, Rep point!

by anicoll5 Wed Feb 09 2011, 21:16

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Post n°3

Re: sex

by anicoll5 Wed Feb 09 2011, 21:16

Nice on Lought Very Happy

Team	P	W	D	L	GD	Pts
1. Chelsea	38	26	9	3	41	87
2. Man City	38	24	7	7	45	79
3. Arsenal	38	22	9	7	35	75
4. Man Utd	38	20	10	8	25	70
5. Tottenham	38	19	7	12	5	64
6. Liverpool	38	18	8	12	4	62
7. Soton	38	18	6	14	21	60
8. Swansea	38	16	8	14	-3	56
9. Stoke City	38	15	9	14	3	54
10.C.Palace	38	13	9	16	-4	48
11.Everton	38	12	11	15	-2	47
12.West Ham	38	12	11	15	-3	47
13.West Brom	38	11	11	16	-13	44
14.Leicester	38	11	8	19	-9	41
15.Newcastle	38	10	9	19	-23	39
16.Sunderland	38	7	17	14	-22	38
17.Aston Villa	38	10	18	20	-26	38
18.Hull City	38	8	11	19	-18	35
19.Burnley	38	7	12	19	-25	33
20.QPR	38	8	6	24	-31	30

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5	6	7	8	9	10	11
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