Things We Don't Like About Football

2.Clubs playing in a black away strip

Who do they think they are - Darth Vader?

im with baz on this
i hate diving. they should book every player that dives then they soon stop it

players that walk over to take the throw then drop the ball and leave it for somebody else.

subs that come on in injury time . i understand if its a tight game and your wasting time but not when your 3 0 up.

swearing at the ref

Cats allowed on the pitch
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Well I don't like him

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The whole bollox about the defensive/holding midfield player
He stifles as much as possible in his own half, irrespective of his own side or the opposition have the ball
He passes only backwards and sideways
He scores one goal every three seasons ( from the spot)
Johm Obi Mikel

thats so true nic. when france played us recently they didnt have 1 holding midfeilder and beat us

i dont belive in the holding midfeilder role.

Defenders shepherding the ball out of play and sometimes even barging the attacker off the ball to let it go out for a goal kick.

Not quite Vis though if Arry feels he has been the victim of a malicious prosecution then he is free to pursue a claim for damages.

The verdict of the jury is that, based upon the evidence presented and the arguments raised, that the prosecution have failed to prove their case.

An interesting opportunity to look in Arry's world of offshore accounts, slices of transfer fees and his apparent capacity not to have any idea he has £189k sitting there

So no nonsense about being " proved innocent"

To be fair Vis you should be pleased about the trial - not guilty or otherwise I sense the FA have been given a view of Mr Redknapp that will make an appointment very difficult - and the FA don't do very difficult

I expect his pals on the media will keep banging on about it for a little while but I think you are stuck with him

Oh go on then

16. Why in God's name does the fourth official, and in the good old days the linesman, check the soles of the boots of substitutes going on to the pitch ?

What are they looking for!? Guns , drugs , illegal immigrants, ice skates , razor sharp spikes that the player thinks on the one occasion he might sneak past the 4th official on to the pitch and dismember the opposition with ?????

as if harry was ever going to be found guilty

vis yes parker played well in a team that came to defend. hes been a bit poor lately but was our man of the match aganst liverpool

but he always passes sideways. heres a stat for you
parker made 7 forward passes aganst liverpool only 1 reached its target

17. In Rugby you try to gouge an opponent's eye you get a minimum 12 week ban, often 24 weeks and in theory up to a three year ban.

In football you get a tee shirt;

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