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    Post by ionman34 Sat May 14 2011, 23:37

    It's not Spurs related but I had to share this one with you guys.


    Just watching the Man U Blackburn game where Olson has just run onto a volley and put it wide. I don't know who the commentator is but he just chirped up with this comment. I'm still laughing my ass off now.


    'Difficult skill that for Olson, what a goal it would have been though ...........................

    He just got a bit too close to the ball!.

    God bless him, he's not the sharpest knife in the drawer hey?


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    Post by Guest Sat May 14 2011, 23:52

    LOL ion.

    i remember the pre season friendlies in usa and they kept calling bale christin bale lol
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    Post by ionman34 Sun May 15 2011, 00:14


    Maybe he heard them Lought.

    There's a few times this season where he's gone down 'injured' and could have won an Oscar for it.
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    Post by LOBO Sun May 15 2011, 00:17

    These commentators are always doing it, Martyn Tyler is the worse commentator for that, Quote " OMG that was close if that had gone in it would have surely been up there for goal of the season and i expect modric would have been in contention for goal of the season what do you think Ray (Ray wilkins)... he missed Martyn plain and simple lol Unquote

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    Post by BazSpur Sun May 15 2011, 00:30

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    Funny Commentators Quotes
    'He's 31 this year: last year he was 30.' - David Coleman

    'The ageless Dennis Wise, now in his thirties.' - Martin Tyler

    'The Italians are hoping for an Italian victory.' David Coleman

    'Peru score their third, and It's 3-1 to Scotland.' David Coleman

    'If that had gone in, it would have been a goal.' - David Coleman

    'Ian Rush is deadly 10 times out of 10, but that wasn't one of them.' - Peter
    Jones

    'Neil Sullivan has stopped absolutely everything have thrown at him...Wimbledon
    1, Manchester United 1.' - Mike Ingham

    'Emile Zola has scored again for Chelsea.' - Radio 5 live

    'This will be their 19th consecutive game without a win unless they can get an
    equaliser.' - Alan Green

    'Martin O'Neill, standing, hands on hips, stroking his chin.'
    - Mike Ingham

    'Such a positive move by Uruguay - bringing 2 players off and putting 2 players
    on.' - John Helm

    'It's now 1-1, an exact reversal of the scoreline on Saturday.'
    - Radio 5 live

    'The Uruguayans are losing no time in making a meal around the referee.' - Mike
    Ingham

    'Poland nil, England nil, though England are now looking the better value for
    their nil.' - Barry Davies

    'West Germany's Briegel hasn't been able to get past anyone yet - that's his
    trademark.' - John Helm

    'You don't score 64 goals in 86 games without being able to score goals.' - Alan
    Green

    'It's headed away by John Clark, using his head.' - Derek Rae

    'Celtic manager Davie Hay still has a fresh pair of legs up his sleeve.'
    - John Greig

    'And with just 4 minutes gone, the score is already 0-0.' - Ian Darke

    'The USA are a goal down, and if they don't get a goal they'll lose.'
    - John Helm

    'I predicted in August that Celtic would reach the final. On the eve of that
    final I stand by that prediction.' - Archie MacPherson

    'McCarthy shakes his head in agreement with the referee.' - Martin Tyler

    'It was the game that put the Everton ship back on the road.'
    - Alan Green

    'Lukic saved with his foot, which is all part of the goalkeeper's arm.'
    - Barry Davies

    'Strangely, in slow motion replay, the ball seemed to hang in the air for even
    longer.' - David Acfield

    'Sporting Lisbon in their green and white hoops, looking like a team of zebras.'
    - Peter Jones

    'Forest have now lost six matches without winning.' - David Coleman



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