Christmas time chants

I thought, to start, for the game against chelsea:

Jingle bells Lampard smells
Terry's mums a whore
Ashley cole shagged a troll
And Torres still can't score!

Luka's roasting players, he's on fire
Slips one straight through to Defoe
WHL sounds like it has it's own choir
Of Yids all dressed like eskimos

Everybody knows that Bale has got twinkletoes
He'll help to make our season bright
Tiny Yids have their eyes set aglow
They'll find it hard to sleep tonight

They all know that Harry's on his way
He's got such great players he can play
The opposition is going to cry
When Tottenham lift the roof sky high

And so I'm offering this simple phrase
To Yids from 61, all the way through
Although it's been said many times, many ways
Merry Christmas to you

Last Christmas we had van der vaart
And the very next day, we beat Villa away
This year, I know I'm gonna cheer
As he bangs in three goals against Norwich

For the Everton game:
Feed the Scousers
Let them know it's Christmas time (ok that's not mine but it is hilarious)

To ding dong merrily on high:
Frimpong will you tell me why
You're such a pile of pooh pooh
Frimpong won't you please just die
And take Jack Wilshere with you

tis the season we win the league
Lalalalalalalalala
Our defenders missed Eastenders
Lalalalalalalalala

Anyone wanna add to that? I know we won't win the league but still

For the Chelsea game...

Down the Lane, the Yids are singing...
Down the Lane Spurs are winning...
'Cause John Terry's a Danchev,
And his mum's a whore
Someone show Villas-Boas the door...

On the first day of xmas
My true love gave to me...

Twelve Ledley Kings
Eleven Ledley Kings
Ten Ledley Kings
Nine Ledley Kings
Eight Ledley Kings
Seven Ledley Kings
Six Ledley Kings
FIIIVE LED-LEY KINGS!
Four Ledley Kings
Three Ledley Kings
Two Ledley Kings
And a Rafa Van der Vaart!

found these

Jingle bells jingle bells szczesny is a cnut, when he wakes up Christmas day spurs are still in front, oh jingle bells jingle bells

Very Chrismassy lads have a rep