by ArnieArdiles Thu Nov 04 2010, 04:43
Funny player ratings by a fellow Yid on Vital ...lol
Cudicini- 8 Spent most of the game reading Motorcycle News and chatting up St. John Ambulance woman and showing her his scars.
Hutton-7 Bit jittery early on, but after a few Gorbals cocktails (Special Brew) at half time, steadied. Unfortunately Eto'o got a boost from smelling his breath, swerved and scored.
BAE-8 Brilliant defensive display leaving certain people who know nothing about football eating very big humble pie. (burp..pardon)
Gallas-8 So secure he managed to get Tottenham tattoo done on his backside. Like the it's a bit one-sided.
Kaboul-8 Got bored it was so easy. Ordered a hookah, which upset Crouch, until he realised it was a smoking pipe.
Huddlestone-8 Flawless coin toss, generously let others take centre stage.
Modric-9 Showed M. Wenger why he is such a good judge of too small Croatians.
Lennon-8 Failed to be put off by defender doing poor Roy Chubby Brown impersonation (including helmet)
Bale-10 First player to swap shirts with an opponent during a game and then swapping back without the player realising. Mr. Maicon, Samaritans is 0845-7909090
VDV-8 Did not want to show up Sneijder so only played 45.
Crouch-8 Treated the goalmouth like his girlfriend and couldn't get near it. Then bingo, and was pulled off.
Subs
Jenas-7 Showed Inter what Mourinho was on about. What was Mourinho on about?
Pavulychenko-8 Confused opponents by sitting in the Paxton until goal scoring opportunity came up. Favourite English phrase 'stop Russian about'
Palacios-10 According to his mum.
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