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FAMOUS QUOTES OF HARRY REDKNAPP
On Domestic bliss:
"Journalist: 'Have you received any death threats?' Harry Redknapp: 'Only from the wife when I didn't do the washing up!"
"I sorted out the team formation last night lying in bed with the wife. When your husband's as ugly as me, you'd only want to talk football in bed."
Transfer triumphs and catastrophes:
"I tape over most of the player videos with Corrie or Neighbours. Most of them are crap. They can f***ing make anyone look good. I signed Marco Boogers off a video. He was a good player but a nutter. They didn't show that on the video."
"The sad part is that the ones who do well want to go, but you cannot move the ones who are useless."
"I'm annoyed. I don't get involved in transfers in any shape of form. All I do is find the players."
"Samassi Abou don't speak the English too good."
Winning And Losing:
"What are they going to do, shoot me? It's not war you know."
"Van Persie obviously thought 'Why take the p*** out of poor old Southampton? I'll get sent off and make a game of it'."
"When I saw the referee put that whistle to his mouth I can't tell you how fantastic that felt for me. It was like winning the pools."
"It's like being on the Titanic and seeing there's only one lifeboat left."
The Perils Of Management:
"He can say exactly what he thinks of the job I've done. It's a million per cent not a problem for me."
"If I said I'd go back now I'd be crucified - that's all I need."
"I don't care about Christmas, we are going to train on Christmas Day."
"I won't even eat my Christmas dinner. I'm going to be the most miserable person you've ever seen."
Miscellaneous:
"Jamie has been forced to stop playing, otherwise he could have ended up a cripple."
"You will never get a better chance to win a match than that. My missus could have scored that one."
"Hartson's got more previous than Jack the Ripper!"
"Dani is so good-looking I don't know whether to play him or f*** him!"
"Even when they had Moore, Hurst and Peters, West Ham's average finish was about 17th. It just shows how crap the other eight of us were."
"By the look of him he [Ian Dowie] must have headed a lot of balls."
“Everyone f***ing jumps all over you. They don't care [that] Michael Carrick's just 19. When he gave the ball away the other week there was 20000 people c*nting him off. He give a bad ball and they are all f***ing "weeerrrr".”
"Where are we in relation to Europe? Not far from Dover."
On Domestic bliss:
"Journalist: 'Have you received any death threats?' Harry Redknapp: 'Only from the wife when I didn't do the washing up!"
"I sorted out the team formation last night lying in bed with the wife. When your husband's as ugly as me, you'd only want to talk football in bed."
Transfer triumphs and catastrophes:
"I tape over most of the player videos with Corrie or Neighbours. Most of them are crap. They can f***ing make anyone look good. I signed Marco Boogers off a video. He was a good player but a nutter. They didn't show that on the video."
"The sad part is that the ones who do well want to go, but you cannot move the ones who are useless."
"I'm annoyed. I don't get involved in transfers in any shape of form. All I do is find the players."
"Samassi Abou don't speak the English too good."
Winning And Losing:
"What are they going to do, shoot me? It's not war you know."
"Van Persie obviously thought 'Why take the p*** out of poor old Southampton? I'll get sent off and make a game of it'."
"When I saw the referee put that whistle to his mouth I can't tell you how fantastic that felt for me. It was like winning the pools."
"It's like being on the Titanic and seeing there's only one lifeboat left."
The Perils Of Management:
"He can say exactly what he thinks of the job I've done. It's a million per cent not a problem for me."
"If I said I'd go back now I'd be crucified - that's all I need."
"I don't care about Christmas, we are going to train on Christmas Day."
"I won't even eat my Christmas dinner. I'm going to be the most miserable person you've ever seen."
Miscellaneous:
"Jamie has been forced to stop playing, otherwise he could have ended up a cripple."
"You will never get a better chance to win a match than that. My missus could have scored that one."
"Hartson's got more previous than Jack the Ripper!"
"Dani is so good-looking I don't know whether to play him or f*** him!"
"Even when they had Moore, Hurst and Peters, West Ham's average finish was about 17th. It just shows how crap the other eight of us were."
"By the look of him he [Ian Dowie] must have headed a lot of balls."
“Everyone f***ing jumps all over you. They don't care [that] Michael Carrick's just 19. When he gave the ball away the other week there was 20000 people c*nting him off. He give a bad ball and they are all f***ing "weeerrrr".”
"Where are we in relation to Europe? Not far from Dover."
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