Gattuso v Joe

Give up Mark - a Spuds player tries to cripple an opponent - it never happened.

Double standards ? Naw - bit like Arry and the Three Monkeys in the dugout at the San Siro - I saw nuffink, heard nuffink and Joe definitely did not say what they say he said - errrr - and anyway I heard nuffink

[quote="anicoll5"]11 stitches Gattuso required in the right knee following the game against Spuds - and I get the comment 'he was trying to get the Tottenham player booked'lol

ROFL!!!

I know you like to make sh*t up Nic but this?


11 stitches, not a scratch on his leg, not one drop of blood and not a wincing limp in sight.

You couldn't make this up ...........

Oh, sorry ......... Yes you can ............



Some observant fans may have noticed the strapping on the knee - obviously some less observant fans did not

Plenty of strapping. The air displacement from the hurdle obviously caused severe reddening to the affected area. Maybe Wilson employed some 'airbending' to inflict damage unseen.

Well he's bald, stick a blue arrow on his head and he's a dead ringer for Ang.


Presumably Gattuso whipped out his knife and stabbed himself in the knee - lucky for Joe he had thrown it away eh

Nah, I'd go with the airbending old boy. You'll get more believing you with that one. The fact that they'll be 8 year old WWE fans wouldn't phase you a jot I'll wager.


Wilson Palacios = last airbender

Cesc Flabbyass = Cowardly, assaults from behind w*nker.

Matthiu Flamini = cnut or ex goon. Much of a muchness really.

Sorry Baz - that goes under the "you are only trying to deflect the attention away from the real issue here" which is the allegedly racist commments made by a coach to a player in the course of the game - I do not think you would disagree with me that obviously 'something' was said

If Jordan is innocent he should be cleared, if not then he should face the consequences - I would say exactly the same if it were Pat Rice or any Arsenal coach

The matter should be cleared up by the parties if the smell is not to linger over the second leg

I agree Baz Wenger has been poor in his approach to condemning misbehaviour on the part of his players, though on other occasions he has been perfectly up front about it - to what extent his myopia is deliberate only he could tell you

I would expect the same approach from Arry in respect of this Jordan incident and an effort by all those involved to clear up the matter

In any event I shall say no more on the topic until there is further evidence either way - I think unfortunately we may hear more about it over the next few days in the run up to the second leg